Enlightenment can't be found outside of yourself... Enlightenment is with-in (enlightenment: in-light-i-n-meant!)! Instead of seeking, open within and just Be... Thank you Wiley Miller for your irreverent and truthful humor!
How many hoops do you need to jump through to become enlightened? None! Just open and Be... For you already are "Enlightened Luminosity"!
There's a saying, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade".